i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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