in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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