Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
try to milk me bitch
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