I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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