No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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