just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
vagina is talking i cant
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
He did a backflip because drugs
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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