I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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