Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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