Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
how does that bad decision feel?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
