yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
