i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
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My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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