Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
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hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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