I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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