i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
