Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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