I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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