Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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