i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
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Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
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PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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