dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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