hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
His nipple licking is glorious
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