I love black thongs
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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