Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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