if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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