she takes plan B like it's going out of style
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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