I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I am one with the molecules
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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