How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
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Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
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Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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