My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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