what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
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as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
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