Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
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