God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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