Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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