I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
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