I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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