But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Randomize
