I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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