You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
soo... how was my night?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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