is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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