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is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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