I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
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Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
send nudes
from the living room?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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