also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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