Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
soo... how was my night?
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