Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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