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OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
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So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
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I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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