apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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