You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
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You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
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