3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
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I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
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At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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