Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Actions speak louder than pants.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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