I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
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