I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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