Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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birth control should be required to get into college
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
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Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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