At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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