love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Randomize
