If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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