You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Randomize
