How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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